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So, it has been quite some time since I've sat down at my computer (no it hasn't, actually, I'm pretty much on it every day(wait, thinking about it, how does one “sit down” “at” anything?(am I just silly for thinking that?(I think I am(well, anyway, fuck you(you know what I meant, whether or not I know what I meant...))))))) (Also, once again, don't actually care to count how many parenthesis (parentesi?(does that word work like dice?)) are needed there, so, you can count and get back to me and I won't do shit about it :] ) and written anything for my “blog,” if it could even be called that. More like, uh, I swear I had something for that... (Archer anyone?) But in all honesty, I didn't have shit for it, because, if you couldn't tell from my lack of writing, that I'm just not that damn creative! And to steal something from Archer, to cover up the fact that I didn't have shit to say? Well, I think you get the picture, and if you don't, um, maybe check your spam mail folder. But at least I came clean and let you fuckers know whatever it was that I let you know, because i'm that awesome! Also to note, sorry in advance, but OpenOffice currently isn't spell-checking (maybe I just have to turn it on(well, more-so spell-correcting(auto-correcting?(whatever)))) so, all of these mistakes you see, I didn't do them, my document creator/editor didn't undo them. Hence, not my fault, technology's... :p (yes, I just threw an “emoticon” into a “blog” entry...(blog...(haha(idk y that word is funny, but it is.(ok?(Shit!)))))) So anyway, a quick recap of what i've been up to since we've last spoken. Well, since you've last “listened” (with your eyes, maybe) to what i've rambled about (non-sense and bull-shit). I wonder when my last post even was, time for me to go check. I'll brb. (hope this isn't a horror movie, bc I may die for saying that... Good thing I'm a virgin tho, so that evens it out right? I mean honestly, who would want to have sex with me?! A three-week-old embryo has a more developed brain than I do for fuck's sake(for the sake of fuck(fitting that “saying(?)” should go there...))) Anyway, insert elevator music.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. So, I didn't actually leave yet, forgot I had to actually go and check when the last post I put up was, so re-insert (lol) elevator music now~! Sorry that took so long, I saw something shiny and got distracted. Also, something awesome happened. I just forget what it was. Maybe i'll remember (make something up) later. Alright so, holy shit, it has been way too long since i've written a post! Why have none of you yelled at me to get back on my grind!?!? Do I mean that little to you?! Meh, I mean that little to me too, it's all good. Still friends? Sweet :) Anyway, so June 23, 2010 was my last post. Wow. I don't even remember that far ago, seriously. Not a fucking clue when that even was. No, you douche, I understand what a date means, I was saying that I don't remember when-abouts in my life happenings that was. Let My People Go!!!!! Everybody go to amazon.com and download Pharoah Monch – Let My People Go. It's free, and a negro spiritual, and did I mention that it doesn't cost anything? Just checkin, calm the EFF down mang! Speaking of songs, I don't remember when, exactly, but I hear this one song not too long ago, and for the life of me cannot figure out what the fuck it is!!! You would think it would be mad easy (,yo ;]) to find the name of a song with the recent invention of the OH MY GOD THESE GLADE GARBAGE BAGS SMELL AMAZING Internetz that stuff like this would be easy to do, but nope! Fucking gay-holes. Kinda like an a-hole, but with AIDS, because if the 80s taught us anything, it's that only gay people get AIDS. Too soon? Or was that the 70s? Maybe even the 60s...? Wish there were some way to check on this, because I am oh-so-worried about being PuC. No, dumbass, not personal computer, although that would be sweet if I were a computer, politically un-correct. Yes, that is(n't) the actual term, I checked on such amazingly truthful sites as Wikipedia and Urban Dictionary. (I really didn't, but if you want, I will go and add them to both so my previous story holds water, was just hoping nobody would go checking my sources...(lazy, this guy)) but seriously, so I recorded it onto my phone, which sounds GOD-AWFUL (ps) and uploaded it to my dropbox for you to DL and find for me. In return, I will repay you with seven Internetz! Seriously, I know you don't actually care, and it's not really the coolest song ever, i'll be the third person to admit it, but c'mon! I mean, seriously, honestly sounds like CeeLo in the “hook” or “chorus” or whatever black people be callin it dese days, yo, word, homie. Also to note, Guinness is delicious. But seriously, its in 3GPP format, whatever that means, and only seems to wanna work in QuickTime, so if you don't have that, don't make an excuse, I told you how to listen to it, so DL it and find it, and get back to me! And tell me if you think the next song was Men In Black, because I totes think it was. Lulz, for real tho, 100.

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So, where was I? Right, June 2010. Wait, that isn't a location, that's a date, so... Wrong! Where was I in June 2010? Damnit, Guinness + fridge = so far away... ugh. Wow, holy sheeple, Batman, where the fuck has the past year (yea, I know, almost year, I got it...) gone?! And I'm almost certain when I say that I have not accomplished a one single thing in the past ~10 months. How truly depressing, really. I need to do something, anything, open to suggestions! Hmmm... Let's see. I beat Assassin's Creed II (at 89% done, not gonna finish looking for all the little BS, such as finding 55 more feathers throughout 8 million miles of old Italy, along with treasure boxes and the likes), I got a Netflix account (not really an accomplishment, but that's how deep I have to dig...) Which, by the way, is awesome! All of the god-awful, how-were-they-ever-made movies that are just so bad that you have to like them... Horrible movies are by far the best movies ever! Latest, greatest movie ever being: Someone's Knocking at the Door.

Please watch the trailer and tell me you don't want to watch it... I'll wait...

Fucking brilliant, awesome, amazing, all that is good, etc ad infinitum. Please go out and watch it, tell all your friends, because I need whoever wrote that to make about 1 million more movies to make my life complete! Please, seriously, watch this movie! And any other awesome(ly terrible) movie suggestions, please send them my way. I plowed a lot over the winter, pops Dled a virus onto his computer and I had to re-enter a whole years worth of data for both of his businesses which took probably 20 something hours, not fun at all, speaking of which, I should prob get on the continuing of the doing of that... and other than the random assortment of live professional sporting events, OH MY GOD! SPEAKING OF WHICH, OSAMA BIN LADEN!!!! No, that's not actually a sport, don't know how it would be, but, well, also, I don't want to get into this whole “WOO HE'S DEAD!” stuff. Yea, I guess, he got what he deserved, and that's cool and all, but, I don't think that it is something to get excited about, and it's horrible, meh. Something about wishing/praising someone's death and “Karma.” But my writings ain't about none a that there pussy intergalactic space travel, interdimensionary intertwinement of all spirits as one, and it definitely isn't no ding-dang-dong political mumbo-jumbo so that will be the end of that garbage. But, yea, no, so Osamabama, sports eventing, hmmmm... Oh right! May 1st, whence we all found out about dude dying, and if you were watching the Mets Phillies game, you would have heard the USA chant... Franco Unamerican (aka Francis Hadley, my bros friend, even tho he was in my grade... yea, answer me that one... lol) started that m'f chant, in the asshole section, 302. And yes, i'm proud of that fact. Haha. Awesome. I'm tired, and I feel like I should leave you with something to do/read, so i'll leave this here, hopefully I find some inspiration and can write about something and make it better soon. Peace outs.